Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: loopi@ripco.com (James R. Groves)
Subject: The insanity of YOU!

Ok, now that I have your inattention, I think you should post. I know, you are either one of three kinds of people. Those who post here regularly, those who post here infrequently, or those who lurk and don't post <there is also those who posted JUST once, those who post but it gets fouled up EVERYTIME so we never see them,, etc., but this post is NOT to them>. I mean, we who post often LOVE when you who don't, post. It gives us things to reply to. And if you post here you don't have much worry of being called stupid, and most of the spelling corrections done here are on words already spelled correctly anyway. So don't be scared. Smack the key that posts a message and go for it! In fact, why not go through some of the other posts people have left here and REPLY, we like that even more as it allows our overblown EGO <there is actually only ONE overblown ego here and we all pass it around> to think our babble was greatness, which it may or may not be <except mine, which is GREATNESS, since I have the EGO right now>. Do it. Don't just read this message and say "this isn't meant for ME" cause it is. YOU! specifically. So just rev yer brain up and babble.

Some Hints on Posting to Alt.Discordia:

  1. Turn OFF your consciousness. This is of ultimate importance. But if you are unable, fine. Turning off the monitor, or better yet the computer, whilst posting works almost as well.
  2. Wear mittens. this helps in typing in a truly discordian style.
  3. Don't be afraid! This is a group FOR idiots, malcontents, insanly freakizoids, men and women who wear silly hats, etc. So nothing you say could be considered stupid, and even if it is, it will be PRAISED for this quality.
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  5. CAREFULLY read and follow number 4!!!!
Loopi the firebreathing male squaw!
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