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assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not
included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No
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area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for
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over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No
user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No
postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes
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all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem
right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with
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consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not
write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your
canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact
with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the
Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time
offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No
passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at
location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur.
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with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if
tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this
time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs
or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not
for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the
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until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume.
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of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that.
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supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them
yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk.
Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials
some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away
from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one-per-family
please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to
win. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Instructions are
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vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician. Articles are
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Allow four to six weeks for delivery. must be 18 to read. Disclaimer does
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eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage
from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or
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serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom
vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and
incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water,
motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof,
broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include,
but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers,
napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays,
knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.
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This was written by Szymon Sokol.